"Mean Guy"

On Sunday when we were coming home from church we were witness to a "road rage" incident. It was pretty bad. There was one erratic driver who was probably high and was running people off the roads. He encountered one concerned citizen who decided to confront him at a traffic light. A yelling match involving the most hateful, venomous language I have ever heard took place right in front of our car. Thankfully Mr. Concerned Citizen decided to run back to his car while Mr. Road Rage charged at him. And thankfully my husband who had already put the car in park did not exit the car when I asked him to please stay put! All the while a wide-eyed three year old was observing it all.

This is the first real "mean guy" Christian has ever seen. The first real display of evil he's ever been witness to. So we ended up spending most of Sunday talking about the "mean guy."

"Mommy why didn't you spank that mean guy?"

"Maybe Jesus will spank that mean guy!"

"Does that mean guy go to our church?"

"Do we know that mean guy?"

"Are we going to buy that mean guy a Christmas present?"

"I don't like that mean guy or his red car."

"Does that mean guy have a house?"

"Where is that mean guy's house? I don't want to go there."

And so on and so on....

Eleven o'clock at night Christian even popped into our room worrying about that mean guy!

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The "mean guy" even popped into our conversation over lunch on Monday with Abby and Nate. Here's how the conversation went:

C:"I saw a mean guy yesterday."

A: "Mean guys aren't real!"

C:"Oh, yes they are! I saw one for real, in real life. In a coat!"

A: "Really? What do mean guys do?"

Nate is sitting and listening to all of this.

C: "Mean guys yell mean stuff. And try and hit people. And scare people and make them run. And they do this (waving his arms around in the air).

A: "You saw a mean guy do that?"

C: "I saw him and he drove his car really fast. He's gone now."

N: "Maybe Jesus need help that mean guy be happy."

Me: "You're right Nate we need to pray that Jesus will help him to not be mean anymore."

And I'm totally not making this up! Nate folded his hands, bowed his head and prayed for that mean guy. I couldn't understand exactly what he said. If you've ever heard Nate pray you know that it's quick and mumbled, but I know God heard every word.

And thankfully, the mean guy hasn't been brought up again!